5 Window Ideas That Won't Make It To Market

1. Candy pink windows and doors - ideal for the plastic, vein, wag-wannabe's out there!
2. Methane filled sealed units - just like the smell they put in gas, you'll know when the unit has failed!
3. Bio-degradable window frames - will ensure future business for window companies!
4. Super-high thresholds - just in case that burglar manages to get in the door, that super-high plastic threshold should stop him in his tracks!
5. Face-prints on glass - why not idolise yourself by getting your face printed on the sealed units!

Excellent ideas, no?